That we are proud of Robert goes without saying, especially as in Robert’s day patriotic songs did not form part of our colts coaching curriculum – as has now become starkly clear. For those of us fortunate enough not to have seen or heard Rob’s rendition thus far, you are not too late to do so – in both colour and sound - here.

It came from the heart, and that is all we can ask for.

We are grateful to France 24 for bringing this news of real cricket to us. If Robert has time before tomorrow's start of play, they might also like to follow his interpretation of one of Shakepeare's better known moments. Once more unto the breach, dear friends........

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